Buying from John Lewis has its advantages, even if the price is in the higher range. They have a well-known reputation to maintain, and (in my own past experience) a good track record: I have been buying things from them for a long time with no problems. They offer a proper two-year guarantee that I have faith in (and of course, there are my statutory consumer rights on top of, or instead of, that).
One thing I really like is that I can go and collect the goods personally from the nearest John Lewis store, or from the nearest Waitrose (which in my case is a short drive away). Collection in person means that I can do it at my convenience, when it suits me, and I don't have to wait in for a delivery at home (usually a prolonged and frustrating waste of my time, as I have to remain inside the house, waiting for the doorbell, doing nothing that would prevent me hearing the said doorbell, or reaching the door quickly).
As usual, John Lewis dealt with my order very quickly. I ordered it online late on Saturday afternoon, and was able to collect mid-afternoon next day, on Sunday. I don't think it would have been, in practice, any faster using Amazon (and my experiences with Amazon haven't been universally good). And definitely not faster if buying from eBay (plus the risk of issues with the seller). The John Lewis way was smooth and fuss-free.
All I had to do was wait for their email (and text) confirming that the laptop was at Waitrose and that I could come and get it. They had already said I would be able to collect 'from 3.00pm'. Confirmation came at 2.33pm. Yes!
I was stuck into something, and decided to finish it first. Surely that shows character! What, not immediately rushing off to pick up a spanking new and powerful laptop, one of 2025's very finest? No: let restraint be my watchword. No reason to get excited. So I coolly completed the task in hand and only then got ready to collect. As a concession to the importance of the moment, I put on a brand-new orange leather jacket I'd bought while on holiday. I couldn't quite keep the delicious anticipation from my face...
As you can see, it was a sunny afternoon - a good omen!
Collection went well, and in no time at all a cardboard box swathed in a reusable plastic sleeve was resting on the passenger seat of my car Sophie.
All photos courtesy of my old but faithful Leica D-Lux 4, except that one in the car, which was taken with my phone. As ever, click on these pictures to get a better look.
Once home, I had the exquisite pleasure of carefully wielding scissors and penknife (like a brain surgeon) to cut or slit open various seals to reveal the beast within. This was an historic moment. I'd last done this in 2016, when releasing my previous laptop Verity from her bonds. I used the same penknife, a venerable-but-constantly-useful Victorinox Pocket Pal that I originally bought to peel oranges with in 1994, and
still going strong. I recorded each stage with the little Leica D-Lux 4, no stranger to these unpacking ceremonies.
A sequence of shots will tell the story.
That's the power cable, and the brick that converts the mains electricity to the current used by the laptop. The laptop itself was inside an inner box, sheathed in plastic. I gave it a touch. Soon we would meet in the flesh!
This is a top 'creator laptop' - hence the language used by Asus. And indeed it explains the overall style, quality and sheer power of the thing. And its 'ProArt' name.
Even if you think the nomenclature is a bit pretentious, there's no denying this laptop has style, clean-cut lines, and is surely quite beautiful in a dark kind of way. Typical, I'd say, of mean machines for gaming and professional artwork. That was what I was buying into.
Well, we meet at last! The exterior has a special matt coating to resist smear marks and scratches. The underside was largely given over to louvres covering big fans to suck cool air in and expel hot air, on those occasions when the ProArt would be working hard.
Let's lift up the lid to reveal the screen, keyboard and touchpad. More stickers to peel off.
By now it was late afternoon. Time to plug it in, set it up, personalise it, and maybe even use it normally before the end of the day!
The sixteen-inch touchscreen was appreciably larger than the thirteen-inch screen on Verity, my previous laptop. It was just as reflective. Some prefer matt screens, to avoid reflections, but I like glossy screens as they are more brilliant - important for photography. (They make good mirrors, too) In practice this meant text would be larger and therefore easier for my eyes to see. Also, if I ever wanted to watch TV or YouTube videos - streamed via my tethered phone Olivia - then this larger screen would mean an improved viewing experience.
The keyboard was excellent, with lovely responsive keys and a key layout I quickly adapted to. The touchpad was huge - I'd have very fine control when working on my photos!
Although a bigger machine than Verity, this new laptop looked much the same when I put the two side-by-side. And it fitted into the same old laptop case. This was, as it happens, an Asus case - the one that came with my first laptop, an Asus W3V, way back in 2006. (Despite travelling with me around the world in 2007, and on all my caravan holidays, and being used daily when at home, this case still looked almost new. Remarkable)
Setup went well. The main issue was the very different navigational methods used in Windows 11, compared to what I was used to in Windows 10. I dare say there was some rationale behind it, but initially it felt as if Microsoft had made annoying changes just for the sake of a new look. But I got used to it. And underneath all the changes, there was the same old Windows, just tidied up somewhat. So now, three days after collection, I'm actually doing work on my new laptop with some fluency. Even on that first evening, I still managed to view the blog and could have written and published a post.
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It was an impressive device, and felt well worth the £2,799 I'd paid for it. Back in 2016, I'd paid £1,600 for Verity, equivalent to £2,200 in 2025. So this time, nine years later, I was paying somewhat more. But on the other hand, the new laptop's specifications were far better. It was bigger, faster, and had vastly more onboard memory. Altogether, a much better proposition for the years ahead. I was future-proofed.
And what name did I choose for this new machine?
I stayed with my current habit of adopting a vaguely old-fashioned name. So my new workhorse was christened Constance.
I have a couple of old programs that won't run on Constance but will on Verity, my old laptop. So unless I set up a way to emulate Windows 10 on Constance, I will need to turn to Verity if - say - I want to do any scanning, or use an old-but-still-useful photo editing program. Verity will in any case now become my spare laptop, usable online until October 2026, but only offline thereafter.